Erin


22 year old college student from San Diego living it up in DC.

28th July 2009

FML Moments in Greek Mythology

imlendc:

janieblue84:

lifeisdelicious:

Icarus
Today my father made wings out of feathers and wax so that we could escape the king’s castle. But I flew too close to the sun and the wings melted. I then fell into the ocean below. I can’t swim. FML

Odysseus
Today I came up with a plan that helped my country win a 10-year war. But, because I forgot to pray to Poseidon, I won’t get to go home for another 10 years. FML

Oedipus
I’ve been really busy. I solved the riddle of the Sphinx, gained entrance to the city of Thebes, killed the king and took his place, and then married his wife and had several kids. As it turns out, the guy that I killed to become king was my dad. And the chick that I married and had kids with was my mother. FML

Odysseus’ should say something about Calypso.  I would have hated to be on a island with her and her obsessiveness.  

Source: flourhoneyandmilk

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    As someone studying Classics, these both made me laugh but also want...bash my head...
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    FML plus Greek Mythology! LOLOLOL
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    As a F*ck My Life fan I really had to reblog this.
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    Odysseus’ should say something about Calypso. I would have hated to be on a island with her and her obsessiveness.
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